iN rEaL LyFe

U THOUGHT IT WAS OVER

2009-04-13T21:01:00.000-07:00

Just when you thought this blog was OVER 4 better or for worse, it turns out i was just eating Easter lunch with my new roomiez. It was kind of awkward, so i tried to relieve the tension.

these are who i live with: (span-yard, port-geeze, frenchesse, chill-er-ian & umericun

If this situation wouldn't be successful enough as a sitcom of its own, the most likely person to have a spin-off of it, would hands down be the spam-yrd, Michael, or preferably Mikhail. That is why I have dedicated this segment as a spotlight to him.

peep the shadow, lol

family resemblance?

what a nice glow you have,

bronzer than THIS horseman

Peep the contrast

photos courtesy of mikail

2009-03-22T21:46:00.000-07:00

i just wanna preface this post by saying god bless recycling. If I couldn't recycle these pictures (from previous posts/stolen from the internet) due the recent FORCED CONFISCATION of my camera, you busters would just be reading text and that is just NOT REAL LIFE.
So, as you know i had a birthday. big 21. well it wasn't alt and experimental like this one of trial and error

but at least i got to play with this doggie.

and eat these cakes

for free

but i'm sure you guys are sick of these happy times, and want the LOW DOWN on my recent attacks. Well the story goes like this:
After a stressful morning of apartment hunting/finding NOTHING, i took a break to see this famuz xzibit of this artist who is "so original" -my friend. So we trekked to "o centro"; a dangerous place on such a day. It was dark and dismal. A sunday. And the streets were deserted. Kind of like this:

Moments before the attack, we even acknowledged the eeriness of the streets - and how such a bangin' city was sort of pEaCeFul 4 1nce. Little did we know what was headed our way.....
We were literally 2 blocks away from the museum, in a little "praça" as the natives would call it. It was kind of like this, but WAY more threatening and with thin figures approaching us slowly.

One man held up his kitchen dagger like a rook but I fell for it cuz I'm a sucker.
culd have been me

I ran far. Then i rode along with police for like 2 hours while we looked for my friend who i WAS SURE was sliced and diced like that chopped salad I'd been dreaming of all day. I watched the really bored popo play with their handguns and listen to their crappy d&b w/ misogynistic lyrics.
but i'm ok. just scarred 4 life in undisclosed places. I want to go home/never leave this nook. I would say call me, but you can't. I would say I'll meet you wherever you are, but I can't. Or, let me send you all my prized possessions in THIS bag but i can't.

oh 70's vingage tan leather slouch boho baggggggggggg how i long 4u

what HAVENT we been through?

what evils haven't we conquered together?

RIP little brown bag 2002-2009 you will b mizzed

2009-03-15T19:51:00.001-07:00

Things here have been moderately the same since the last time we spoke. But one thing's not constant (as always) ((hmmmm)) As you may know: my bod. Feet are coming off, my legs have turned completely into bug.bites and now THIS: Pictured below, focus your atenção to the South east part of my torso
any dermatologists reading? If so, what is wrong with me?! Sun piercing? Allergies to açai?

After i realized this could and may kill me, I went to the market. Celebratory? no. Survival instinct? maybe.
It is a great place by the way. they even have a house for bread:

a nice spread of spreads.

On the walk home, we went to this place. Which also rules, and not to mention, translates SO well: Barron of bread

they even have FRANGO ASSADO (rotisserie chix)

apologies in advance! lol!

this is what it looks like in a styrophome box (so unsustainable). I am displayign the "faroffa" maybe the best condiment of all time. Its like bread crumbs but way more ethnic.

this is what it is supposed to look like btw

and then we went back to the beach on a very ugly day (maybe mrch7th?) filler up

so sick of bread fried w/miscelaneous meat/cheese fried, so i made this snackk

And then a few days or weeks passed and then yesterday happened. It was a lazy sunday and i felt so sad so we went to this place. Which translates well: the beerhouse of salvation

me waiting for my meat/bean hodgepodge they call "feijoada" round here

this is what its supposed to look like

and this is what it looked like irl

it was a dark day
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but wait. enough about me.

That means ATTENTION! Please bring it to my newest protégés blogger and his "virtual tour" (lol) @: lolgothz.blogspot.com
Do u love it? Does it put me to shame? Should I be proud? or jealous? or resentful? Should I even take credit for any of it? Also, stay tuned for next weekz blog entry, which will probably include my really brazilian birthday (i know u guys LoVe PrTy PiX), the first days of "high school" and other wacky and wild mishaps 'N' adventurez souf of the BORED-errrrrrr

2009-03-01T18:47:00.000-08:00

FINALLY found my camera and took it out on the town with me today! here's me with a motorcycle hangin' lose in rio de janeiro

and here's a pic of a motorcycle i took on my first day and i convinced the girl next to me it was art but now I AM convinced it is art WHAT DO U THINK?

then this is me taking a picture in front of the depressing "eatery" if you can call it that by my "home" if you can even call THAT that.

still hanging lose EVEN THOUGH A STRANGER poses behind me here.
AND i didn't even know it!

PEdestrian Xing

hanging lose w/ nature 4evr

reppin the hood

BUT WAIT!
I FOUND THIS STREET ART AFTER my previous thematic poses today. I'm meant to live in Santa Teresa, the place where this (and the following) street art are from

Loriquas here?

here are some pics from my housing hunt today.
Pink house NOT INTERESTED

i'll take my house withOUT a side of church

i'll take this lot WITH A HOUSE

needless to say, didn't go so hot today.
but at least this happened

got some company for the next shot

and this one

but then this happened

and this

fim

o Blogo

2009-02-23T12:02:00.000-08:00

dude its carnaval i can't believe i am taking time to write this. All this "free" time and beer consumption is killing me softly, but i gotta keep going TWO POINT FIVE DAYZ LEFT of this mayhem. Here are some pics of how kewl it is

2009-02-04T11:00:00.000-08:00

On Sunday I was trying to find myself so I took a hike to Jesu Cristo. Heres where it all began

I thought I would find myself... but not necissarily so weak and sweaty.

U know who

suki & brazilians eating sandwiches in the cuts. I don't need to drop $$$$$ on amazon i'm basically there, ya?

so high right now

still high

eyespy a arm

eyespy electric stairway 2 heaven

so holy

searching for treasures

not again

pool pics

Grotto pix

Foodstuff

Fim

a sneak peak in the life of rio de janeiro's elite?

2009-01-29T12:21:00.000-08:00

still in brazil. i think i'm almost done with this gnar flu i got from the birdz or whatevr, but I tInK da worst is over. Still in bed because I'm scared of the outside world, but before, I was in NO condition to blog so sorry for makin ya'll sweat like dat. So as some know, I've been cooped up but it is okay. I caught up with GG and made a sweet movie, and remembered the good old days back in old country about 5 MONTHS AGO,
but its more better here. Like THIS is the bathroom i visit every 8.3 minutes

and THIS is the fridge that i jack fresh fruit from on the regular

dont tell mom

and THIS is what i must do to take a warm shower

and THESE are the clothes that aren't mine, which brush against my head because I am the tallest one

and this is where i steal internet...

So as you can see, I've become a very indoorsy type of person. I have a few old pics from when it was sunny and i wasn't quarantined. CHECK IT OUT FLORA AND FAUNA LUVRZ

trace of squatterz

flora

fauna-legs

flora

fauna

flora, GROSS

fauna

fim

KIDS OF AMERICA

2009-01-20T13:20:00.000-08:00

THIS WEEKEND WAS LONG SO I DID R&R, SOME FARAWAY BEACHES, AND SO MUCH... YACHTING!!

IS YACHT A VERB?

CAN ONE YACHT TIL THEY DROP?

FRIED CHEESE ON A STICK!/FRIED CHEESE AS A SHTICK

SO MANY BOATS!

SO MUCH BOATING!

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...

SO MUCH DOCKING!

I THINK EVERY GIRL WHO HAS EVER BEEN TO THE BEACH/WHO HAS A CAMERA HAS TAKEN THIS EXACT PHOTO! NOT OF MY LEGS! OF THEIR OWN! IF YOU SAY YOU HAVEN'T YOU ARE LYING!

corpse pose

'SET ASIDE CHILDISH THINGS: I DONT' THINK SO

"LEISURE OVER WORKING HAS NEVER BEEN SO INSPIRATIONAL"

2009-01-15T12:25:00.000-08:00

hey guys this place is still dangerous and actually reminding me a lot of that one time i was lost in russia. Like this one time when this bunny rabbit told me it was russian tradition to fondle me. And i guess the following pen-to-the-neck threat is the brazilian social equivalent??

Held at ball-point

and like this one time in Russia when this girl tried to push me into the ocean

and here some girl push me off a bridge

and the food. the spread there was very minimalist but salty to perfection

here idk i guess i get more bang 4my buckk

there: the grafiti was fruity and made me want to die

here: suggests i should die

ANd my oh my... there still are PLENTY of posers

2009-01-08T16:15:00.000-08:00

u know rio de janeiro or rio de ja scary-o is the 3rd most danger city n the worl.
this image encapsulates the terror, as you will focus your attention to the snake wrapped around the tree, nicknamed around these parts as the "caution tape bandit"

signed, soooo sccaaareeed

This is where I B'log?? -the kinks

2009-01-07T01:36:00.000-08:00

howdy bloggerz, its me from souf of da border. I am A live but might have dengue fever or jungle fever or whatevz. I will probably take a day hike later or eat açai bowl but DONTW ORRY: I WONT ENJOY IT BUT I WILL BLOG ABOUT IT.
i miss you so hard loyal readers even though i am still uncertain of who you really are. in the mean time i will find out who i am, maybe reflecting atop that gIaNt n cRaZy jesus cristo statue or day hiking. there will b picz

2008-12-09T19:05:00.000-08:00

hey guys its me blogging from work cuz i own the place. Just giving a shoutout to the blogger next door, ezeikeil shlosshmeat the first and/or the great. Check it out! ITwillBLOWurMIND@thatssometa.blospot.com or just click on the link to ur left on the computer screen.
In other newz, last night I went to bed at 6pm, housemates, so don't ask me if I was out or studying or partying or blogging because I was sleeping in real life. Then I had a panic attack from 11 pm until 11:12 pm, and then I went back to bed. Til 8 am. Then I realized the rash on my face turned into a sunburn so that was WiLd 'n' WeIrD~!@ n thennnn I tried to do homework but really just drew trippy ass doodlez..... n thennnnn i went to find the best soup in town at new leef and new leaf iz sooo trippy now.
k guyz bloggingz over for 2day but 2morrow stay tooonned.

now BLOG it out

2008-12-06T17:39:00.000-08:00

Hey you guys im feeling nauseous because I hate homework and I think I ate too many pretzels but whatevr. I have also had The Smiths perpetually stuck in my head since Wednesday. So just ask me ask me ask me ask me why i'm in a bad mood.
So news guys, Isaak is twenty one that means LADIES! ISAAK IS TWENTY ONE! Well, he wasn't a few days ago when I thought it would be funny to test the liquor vendors of Santa Cruz. You know, to see if they're actually out to get us minorz. Here, Isaak is 4 hours away from being 21, going risk his integrity for booze. Lets see what happens
TOO X-CITED CANNOT DECIDE WHAT TO GET
b4 the jump

during the jump

after the jump

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just kidding i would feel too bad! This is the real after the jump

P-A-R-T-Y cuz we GOT TO!

so many hottiez

more hotties watch out

but wait! Enough hotties, lets see what happened at benicios...
FEELING SMUG ISAAK? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THE MISPRINT ON UR PASSPORT?

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO!

denied! feelings of rejection and sadness

case closed

BLOG what your mother gave you

2008-11-24T22:47:00.000-08:00

OMG YOU GUYZ STILL READ DIZ? DAZ KEWL
a lot has changed since we last spoke. Like today my really white jacket got stuck in my bike! My bike was already broken, so it didn't make matters worse, it just made my jacket so dirty. Also last night i FELL ASLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON! AND MY CLOTHES ON! It was so un-me! Who have i become? YOU can't even recognize who I have become.
But then this morning i had pasta for breakfast so I knew I was back to normal.
Then i made this vlog/homemade flick. not recommended for the weak stomached. Not to mention, every time i watch it, i hate myself a little bit more.

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I love the BLOGtender

2008-11-08T11:20:00.000-08:00

hey losers who the f still reads this. Well clearly the answer is you, so big ups for ur constant support blogger.
A lot has changed since we last met up. Just now i had a pasta eating contest with myself but I didn't take a pic because one thing i do NOT do as a blogger is take pictures of myself! pathetic and desperate to say the least! I did take so many pictures of 30 minutes in the kitchen last wednesday. Here they are.
this one might be the best pic ever

that is until you see THIS pic

but then you realize i should go pro when you see THIS ONE

lolz

well guys it is raining and i am not so sad actually. it probably had to do with the pasta contest. oh here's another SWEET SHOT

and i'm only putting this one in to keep the food shots up at 30% for all u keeping tabs. you know who you are.

tension in me room

are you scared or in love?

k bye

goodbye BLOG-tober

2008-10-31T21:51:00.000-07:00

As of late, I've been getting more hassle than the hoff for not blogging this month. Let me tell you, I was so over it! But tonight, while on my norcal hiatus, having intentions of writing essays all night, I've just been looking at sorry ass blogs instead. They have angered me so!!! So much, that it has inspired me to shoot out this bad boy: Goodbye bloctober. Now you may be runnin amuck this halloween evenin', I've turned off the celly, dimmed the lights, lit some candles and I'm giving back to you, loyal bloggers.
LA is great this time. I think it fluctuates with what's saved on TIVO.
I;m sure you guys want to see what I look like since I'm in LA. Am I 40 pounds less? 6 inches taller? 12 shades tanner? I would take mad pics of myself so u can see w/ ur own eyes, but I didn't think I'd ever blog again so I threw away my camera! So here are some pics I DIDNT TAKE AND ARE OLD AND they're dedicated to you, Kelly. The theme is JAPAN. Do you even still read this shit?

bringing sushi home.

Also mom made spinach for dinner TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW. I asked her whats up. actually it went like this
ME: Spinach again? Mom, what's up.
MOM: Hun, I think you're anemic.
At that moment then and there she grabbed my hand and inspected my fingernails
MOM: They're pink like you said.
Other than that, the conversations I've had today have been okay. Mostly I watched conversations happen in the six episodes of Entourage I watched. That's 3 hours of Entourage in the past 24 hours and I feel like I have four brothers which is great because I have never had a brother and in the matter of 2 days i have 4!!! I need some help with real life now. I also have to take my iron now.

writers BLOG

2008-09-29T01:41:00.000-07:00

so its officially fall which means its officially FREEZING which is gods way of forcing me to BLOG! Believe it or not, my life has been pretty boring these past few weeks of summer 08. Today however, i was defeated on the sidewalk by a fire hydrant which explains the grapefruit size bruise on my right upper thigh. I also lost weight doing fitness at my friends pad today. And got my hair braided by this shawty imma holler at later. AFTER THE JUMP

But something bigger than all this physical stuff happened. Another thing. Something new. Something different. Last night, in a fit of emo flurry, I poured a cup of tea on my head. Some adj to describe the event include: erradic, spontanious, explosive or impromptu so there was no time for photo documentation. So here's it being done part in fake life.
Prior to the jump

Jumpin

After the jump

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Since my last blog entry, all I did was climb a mountain,
peeped a view,

look closer

looked hot in the sewer,

dont look too close

got a tutorial.

Are poster boards more effective than power-points?

i saw the newest attraction/freakshow in japantown

I witnessed a community service.

i took a pic of my friend posing
w/ mac

i felt trapped,

no way out

HOLLER BLOGGERZ

BLOG first, ask questions last

2008-09-13T09:36:00.000-07:00

hi bloggerz, its me posting from my coffin-nook. Do you guys like pictures of fire??! Well here's some from our tall fire we had

*~the glow~*

fire demon

and i know this is cocky but this is my favorite pic of me eva

then this happened which was kewl

but i was so much more down with this

yeah girl

not down for blinded by the light

then chris came over and brought his ego (not down)

im down 4 ur jaw line, but who isn't

not down for liability

always down for magic dylan

NEVER FUCKING DOWN

BLOGging like my daddy

2008-09-08T17:56:00.000-07:00

When I tried to escape the enclave of fedoras in Santa Cruz, it was to my dismay that they followed me all the way to the san francisco.

WHO DO U THINK U R??
then later i got thrown off a scooter BY A GIRL IN A RED DRESS but it was tame compared to one other similar incident.
El ZOCALO ON THE SIDEWALK SUCKAZ. (3rd blog entry reference for you newbies)

so fine... literally, the food was fine.

Do not remember this. Where is my mind?? (90s reference).

and heres nineties night but why is cooper there in a blue trucker hat?

and this is how i really got the scar on my face, but don't ask me if im okay in real life

-fin-

2008-09-04T15:58:00.000-07:00

oh hey there. Its me again, blogging from work today. Earlier this morning i went to the cafe. I went with the intention to eat my coffee in peace, but instead i found myself counting fedoras once again. IN SANTA CRUZ? U ASK URSELF>!>!?! I know i know, its an epidemic comparable to the black plague. Then I wanted to throw up and i went to work to find that the library regular, resembling Andy Warhol whose real name is Pete Blumensomething but i'm really not allowed to talk about it says my boss David whose probably looking over my shoulder right now, but Pete got expelled from the library for 30 days today for being drunk but it was before i got there that this awful thing happened. He apparently stashes chips under the desk he usually sits at. Yesterday i was reshelving oversized books and his shoes were off and everyone knew. Also, I was reshelving HATS FOR SALE, one of my childhood favs and it really hurt my eyes to see all those fedoras in such an innocent childhood read. I'm sorry for the visual but its what i face everyday.

stop, drop and BLOG

2008-08-29T18:33:00.000-07:00

A lot of u are still asking me what i'm listening to. Well, today i finally listened to the new girl talk album while fist pumping of course. I cried three times out of ecstasy i.e.: ekstasis (the Greek translation, if you will.) and cried twice out of disgust (regular connotation). If you can guess the tracks and times that i cried i will give you a shout out on THIS VERY BLOG! Just comment below
Also I went for a victory shopping session today to various digs around the melrose. it brought me back to that one time i bought this red mini skirt from jet rag in 2004. it was cotton, too. Today i got a pair of shorts that are 2 small for me. I was shocked at all the new security measures such shoptiques are taking. I HAD TO CHECK MY BAG! do i look fishy to u? Ok i have to model my new clothes to my stuffed penguin collection.

GET AT ME BLOGGAZ

BLOGging is a habit

2008-08-26T10:20:00.001-07:00

Although the first night of the post-apocalyptic film festival was legit, I forfeited night two to go to a fuction.
Sunset junction.
LiVe RoCk N rOlL (behind us)

sk8rz

reunited with an old friend

not so candid although my feelings are true.

We counted 40 fedoras in under forty minutes. Sounds like a weight loss scheme. Its just as pathetic. The over abundance of fedoras is pathetic, not us counting them btw
Here's only one. Laura + Fedora

It was the latest I've stayed up in a while.

U think u NO! pt 2

2008-08-24T14:32:00.000-07:00

U think u NO what its like to be on a restricted diet, but in fact you don;t unless u are claire or me. check out our creations after the jump. We work with what we can
claire's sandwish: bread, chicken, pasta, avo, ketchup

mine: toast, oatmeal brown sugar, banana (banana's hidden for those w/ stomach weakness for b's [i know there's +1 of u reading. don't worry i'm looking out for u])

fin

a BLOG in a million

2008-08-19T10:34:00.000-07:00

just got home. Not so tired just want to get my tan back, mainly. I would be thrilled to be back, but it looks like someone in Russia is the new owner of my first ever acquired article of vintage clothing: My red mini skirt with 80's-esque lightning bolts i got in 7th grade from Jetrag. It was a one of a kind. Gosh there goes history. Im okay though. Let me go just check my laundry again. Nyet. okay well my last part of the trip was good, back when i didn't realize this staple of my wardrobe was missing. I reunited with old friends, listened to hella ninento musiq on some idyllic train rides through the russian/german countryside, and had a life changing falafel experience. I also beat the customs at their own game and brought back a lifetime supply of russian vodka. Well I wouldn't go THAT far, and its not like i'd enjoy it. i'll just be thinking about that skirt the whole time while drinking it and possibly drunk dial it. that would be disaster.
Also i got home to find my room not exactly how i left it. Its as if mom thought i was going to die, so she already converted my room into a memorial of how clean i was or something. But don't worry its back to normal now. I also thought i lost my bag with my camera/wallet/passport but naw, it was just in the trunk. Also i have a doctor apt once a day until september. get at me bloggerz

eastern blog. The last entry.

2008-08-10T08:01:00.001-07:00

Its been the rockiest 36 consecutive days of my life. Russia has beaten me to the curb and I've taken it for as long as I can. In st. petersburg, my health was in danger. Now, in moscow, my wallet's in danger. So, we ate some fast food. and this is how it was.

except our back was facing this.

then these guys tried to holler at us be we were like naw

then we walked in the rain and this happened on us

and then we decided to eat but only could pay for this

that is all for the eastern blog. now its westside fo life???

eastern BLOG of cheese

2008-08-01T01:02:00.001-07:00

literally, an eastern bloc of cheese
Speaking of Cheese, I noticed there were a lot of gaps in my previous entry and for that I apologize. I've patched it up, some so check it out.

Architectural tour of st. p.

color accent. this house is called the sausage house and is famous in the underground world of architecture. there's a matching one in berlin. I will find it without help and in three weeks. i'll post it here on blog.spot.com

teetr totr

Peeing for a price.

the mid section of this post is dedicated to graffiti high/lowlights. this one tickled my fiddle like no other i hope u can read it.

highlight

emo st peterburg

highlight

whatevski

lol u wouldn't understand

ugly to my eyes

this is the part of the blog where you watch me eat various items.
me & russian eating pickle

me and russian eating belini

russian eating russian style

suki makes a sandwish

eastern BLOG volume 122412

2008-07-29T06:45:00.000-07:00

Yesterday we wandered around the backroads of Petersbrah aka санкт п. We found hella sad playgrounds yet this is the happiest ive been in a while

no nets in this city

teetr totr

then we stopped in this fast food dig. i think russians are catching on...

Walked past palace square.
outside the hermitage

inside the hermitage lol

pearly gates

i think night time photography is overrated but check these pics...

russian ken doll on the lawn. i tried pulling out his hair to turn me into russian barbie but im just the same as i was before.

bridges b4 the jump

mid-jump

after the jump

BLOG in the name of love

2008-07-27T22:51:00.000-07:00

This is navy day.

Hip hip hooray.

typical

cohorts

priviet malchiki (that means hey boyz in russia)

clouds 'n' crowds

the party.... AFTER THE JUMP

trashy

lol

after the jump 4 real

a BLOG a day keeps the doctor away

2008-07-27T22:31:00.000-07:00

SO IM OUT of the hospital. It's about time. But wait. Here's the story in full.
So i was chillin in the park hella hard
eating влинии aka belini aka crepe like delights.

we take a nap on this lovely park lawn,

when all of a sudden BOOOM i just start shivering and feeling faint. and BOOM i end up like this in a matter of minutes

my friend got a little camera happy, but thats expected.

heres a glamor shot of me going crazy

In the hospital, the thermometer slipped from my armpit, shattering into a thousand tiny microscopic pieces. I wasn't sure if i was hallucinating or if it was in fact "real life", so i touched it. Then i had a flash back to when i was 6/my first memory of being sick and my dad yelling at me to be so careful not to drop the thermometer and if i did, that they'd have to call a clean-up team and it would cost hella. But isn't that how alex mac turned magic??? Anyways, i snapped out of it and washed my hands and called the nurse and she cussed me out, but its expected now. i would be offended/wierded out if she didn't. Then later that day, I realized my IV has wheels!!! Well, i knew this before, but i was too weak/lazy/timid to take it for a spin. So i did, and got cocky. I fell and ripped out of my wrist and it hurt so bad and there was fluid 'vrywhere. LOL@!@@!@. Made it in time for the ballet and navy day and the bridges but missed the goth rave and the flea market. Im fine thanks for ur support i think ive never loved the outside this hard and i think this disneyland village city is the most beautiful creation ive ever seen god bless u.

im ill.not sick.

2008-07-26T00:11:00.001-07:00

ssoooo its been +96 hours since i've seen the sun. I'm turning white like a ghost. I think I've seen the clock at every possible position. My favorites angles are: 7:49 10:30 1:12 and 2:45. i like the 2:45 because it reminds me of when i used to watch the clock in 4th grade and get out of school. When the clock approaches one of these angles, i get excited. Its the only thing i have to look forward to. They are going to keep me here at least until monday which leads me to a request, my loyal blog reader. Youtubes links u wanna send me? Websites? Jerky phone messages? Hecka sick music videos? Links to superior blogs than this? i'm pretty desperate here, and i think its time u give back to me. the sooner the better im dyin here. PErhaps, actually, dying here.

living to blog? or blogging to live?

2008-07-25T01:35:00.000-07:00

greetings from the soviet prison hospital from hell. They don't like me much here. My oatmeal this mornign had yellow liquid at the bottom. I think it was poison. I feel like i'm the nurse's/doctor's step child that they HAVE to take care of, so they do it half-assed and full of resentment and put my plates down hella hard and slam the door unnecessarily. I'm the modern russian cinderella story.
I just got off the phone with the US embassador in Russia. He wishes me a speedy recovery, which does not reassure me at all. WHY THE F!@# IS THE EMBASSADOR WASTing his time on me!? I must be in trouble. My side hurts hecka. pray 4 me. I'm out.

blogging from beyond the grave.

2008-07-24T02:38:00.000-07:00

for those of u on the outs of my speed dial, greetings from a sketch ass hospital in russia. Well not so sketch where they have a laptop in my room, but sketch enough where the laptop has no outlet for me to plug in my camera. i took some bomb pics with the i.v. in my arm, the nurse not being able to find my veins, and doctors arguing about my fate in the scariest language ever imaginable. How did i get here? They're holding me here for another night! Im in critical condition and acute pain. Drop me a line to keep me sane.

Eastern BLOG prt7: Mockva edition.

2008-07-21T22:56:00.000-07:00

i went to moscow last weekend. here's proof.

me lookin lost in a city of 12 mill

my tour guide and me, sitting on some laps

big ben replica to me

this is a picture i took of a bird. dont mind the building.

newlyweds put locks on the bridge to make sure their marriage stays on lock. See for urself.

subwave ur hands in the air.

i got an aBORCHTion

i felt like i had to take it, i'm glad i can delete in from my mem card now.

i also felt like i had to take this one

and this one

yet another

lol

fIND ME!

finding myself

Eastern Vlog: part 6.

2008-07-21T22:29:00.001-07:00

рун пгныы! i mean hey guys here is a pic and me and spulld bloodz

here is a pic of me and st. basils cathedral. which one is tighter to you?

u can see this beauty from every where in the city. however it has not helped me find my way

more russian psers. i swear they neva smile.

weddings happen sometimes. look CLOSER

one of the cutest tattoos ive seen thus far

this is the palace i go to school in. i am not kidding that i go to school in a palace. but it needs some tlc thats for sure.

this chipped paint reminded me of an owl.

the backyard of the palace

this is it from the outside. i'm going to throw a party here if i get some friends.

after i photo documented the place of my studies, some fools adn i went to the hermitage. We got fancy out of respect for fine art. Here are a selection of pics from our photoshhooot

inside the museum

our tour guide IVAN

modern installments??

u be the judge

eastern BLOGspot.com

2008-07-16T22:58:00.001-07:00

today we went to Peterhof. that would be peter's summa get-away. its pretty opulent and golden. Here is me and my russian friend admiring the greatness of this statue.

here is a stranger posing. This city is full of posers

i bet theres multiple images of this EXACT same photo i took earlier this morning.

Me and another russian friend trying to replicate this replicatoin.

SUKI and the gulf of finland

at this palace, peter put in a bunch of fake fountains to SOAK his visitors. If you step on certain rocks, you get SOAKED. if you avoid them, you avoid cold and dirty water. Here are some really cute asian tourists getting SOAKED!

this shit was Palatial.

i think it would make a really good waterpark

occupied by u know who
in world war two

this room made me sooooo hungry

her name is olga. fancy that

they road bikes

fancy that.

eastern BLOG the fifth

2008-07-15T05:59:00.000-07:00

the border of Russia and uCRANE! LOL
foodstuff idk

this city's pretty cliche. i mean come on!

an ice cold beard

twinz. peep his 'stach

goddamn peter the great loved boats and canals and navigation so much. this pic is for u petey

alex l. i'll see you on one of these in no time.

ready to take a plunge but then i was like naw.

more russian foodstuff

TYPICAL RUSSIAN CHICKZ

eastern BLOG part IV

2008-07-13T22:45:00.000-07:00

my first meal with lettuce pictured above.
rasputin's penis pictured below.

traintracks on the outskirts of our city.
me wearing a skirt in this city

heres a totally illigal pic of the subway decent. If they see you taking a picture in the subway they yell at you over the loudspeaker. Its the deepest subway IN THE WORLD

push ups in teh park

hipsters in st petersburg sailing around the neva river.

B.L.O.G. what does that mean to me???

2008-07-11T00:22:00.000-07:00

sup bloggers i'm still in russia. the drivers here are crazy. the first day i got to the city i wondered when I was going to die due to a car accident. Here is my first witnessed car accident.

I eat a lot of food here. A lotta meat, a lotta pastries and a lot of questionable things. Here is my first meal.

here is larping country

here is a russian larper probs

i have multiple mini golf cravings throughout the day

here is me modeling with a russian monument. Monumental, ey?

a lotta times i get frustrated because i can't speak to anyone and cannot read anything. But check out these Russian babes I met. Here we are outside a church. we had to cover our hair and i made them pose! It took a lot of patience and time, trying to convey the message. the last one on the right didn't get the memo.

fin

eastern BLOG PART DUECE

2008-07-09T22:44:00.001-07:00

russian women in front of the St. Peters church posing with the monument

n then me

here i am in the country side acting like i own the place.

its like cool here. i like it and such. here's a pic of me pashing with a monument that the russians stole from egypt. Pashing with history.

the cemetaries are really cool. its like death as art.

this place makes me want to play mini golf

and roll down hills

and sometimes i think i'm in brazil

but then i remember than i'm in russia.

eastern BLOG

2008-07-08T22:51:00.001-07:00

it smells like a foreign country here.
Every boy looks like Chuck Bass.

cock BLOG

2008-07-02T22:55:00.001-07:00

that was a product of my surgery late this afternoon...

while this is an accurate depiction of: gridlock'd. life is a traffic jam. Or it least it was for us today at LAX when we were picking up v-dawg from the airport.

this is kelly and vanessa in the dirty south

we ate burritos a mile and a half away from the pacific ocean. WHAT A VIEW.
then we parted ways and i got surged

convinced my podiatrist to start a blog. He wouldn't let me photograph his face but don't worry I WENT THERE.
and then i had 5 consecutive breakdowns. I have gotten really emo in my old age.
then we went to the market
theze r some pics of me pretending im interested in the PRODUCT.

reunited with an OLD FRIEND

Throw-back friend

then vietnameeze foodstuff

victory dinner

dizzert

while you are sleeping,

i am inside this building probably.

i am also probably lonely, lost, miserable and hungry.
byebye i'm gone for real
write me an email sgershenho@gmail.com for casual emails or sgershen@ucsc.edu for the professional type

2 BLOGS and a brunette

2008-07-01T19:42:00.000-07:00

a lot of you have been bugging me non stop about what i'm listening to or what i'm watching on youtube. well, in response, DONT ask me these questions in real life.
Here:
This, my friends is what I call a modern day classic

& if ur into pornos this is the tune (and video to match) for you

and whoa thank you izzy for this treasure

I really like that one song Girls All around the world, but i'm not going to post the video for the sake of your eyes: for those two rappers are hella busted and I wouldn't put my loyal bloggers through such torture to see Lloyd and Lil wayne dance around like they fine. Anyways enuff of dat muzik talk, you know i listen to more than that like that jim jones joint from 3 years ago that is the jam.
Let me talk to you about the shitty dinner i had tonight. Nobody understands the beauty of breadbowls filled with goods, no they don't. So instead, i don't eat that.
TOday, Lamar, from Washington Mutual (the bank) hooked it up so i got my ATM card back. If you're reading this, which is highly unlikely, thank you Lamar. I cried four times today. Nikki Ross, are you reading this? Is it hormonal?? Is it normal? or is it just plainly normonal?
K gotta pack and clean my room cuz if i dont MOM WILL KILL ME and go to bed so i m rested for kelly and vanessa SHOUT OUT TO DEM what UP ur COMING HERE TOMORROW

and then I LEAVE SO BYEBYE

BLOGbuster

2008-06-29T21:36:00.000-07:00

Oh wow its really been a while since I've seen this template. Yeah, I've been on the road, out of the office but here i am ready to report back to home base. I took an early weekend from the flower shop after I saw THIS happen at work! Professional? I don't know.... you be the judge after the jump...

So I hit the road, the open road. this was all halted when i bought a fresh pair of kicks. MOM IS Gonna KILL ME. This is what my closet looks like full of shoes. Plus one more?!?!?!?! Where's it gonna go? Here's a pic but idk why fitty was in my closet.
i should probably lock my doors now on....
but what really KICKED of this weekend was that first bite of our falafel, burrito, braided donut at our extravaganza lunch break at five pm. Five pm because i got lost for two and a half hours. I was thinking long, cylindric themed food, no limit to regional origin. It was bomb
falafz

burritz

loric <3 donuz
then we had to stretch because without micro-breaks how ELSE is a worker supposed to survive a 7 hour day????
the next thing we ate were leftovers and cookies and they were good. Then we went to see live rock and roll. we drank beer and hard a. and hella PIZZA SLIZES
eyo its time for a slice. Loric weaseled his way to a free slice by embellishing a story of falsehood. More power to you boy

after 12 pieces, we decided to call it quits. Off to eating flour and honey combo, beer and sriracha and Loric's personal conquest, a tablespoon of tequila and pasta primavera.

After that, I learned some moves from Jackie Chan aka Loric Sih mostly self defense moves. don't mess.

Who took this pick of me getting owned? Way embarrassing.
This scared me straight to sleep. Woke up and had an issue with WaMu. The ATM line was so long. I got ready to do my thang

and straight out of nowhere, the ATM consumes my card like it aint seen money like that in DAYZ. No really, though, there's no explanation for it, but then I had issues with Karina the banker, who can suck it by the way. But i feel like i've spoken about this issue enough in real life so just forget it.
Then I saw edog who is tight. we ate hella dank sandwich and shot the shit for a minute. I facilitated our classic harmony/melodies, as we cruised over the golden gate bridge. I've never felt so alive in all my life. By the way it was sooooo sunny that side of the bay, let me tell u, check out that blue ass sky after da jump
I look like ur brotha, girl
Then i went to meet my friend for a this
which really inspired food WITHOUT DISHES ie waffle-cups with ice cream inside ie bread-bowls filled with goods. What WOULDN't you eat inside a breadbowl? Coffee inside a breadbowl? Tapioca balls inside a bread bowl? Well, I personally would eat most things in a breadbowl. Including spaghetti and meatballs inside a breadbowl. So that's exactly what we did.
SPEGHETTI AND MEATBALLS IN A BREAD BOWL
Then we left to watch the gays and loric lost 8 things. we saw a lot of barf that night and a lot of almost barf. Remember that guy who barfed in the cleaning isle of the market! LOL. Remember this chick on the bus??? Loric made me make pash with a girl who was barfing on the bus. i didn't get a pic but i think someone else on the bus did and i found it on the internet. Imagine the chances.

woah and then we went to bed and woke up and ate probably the best burger of my lyfe.. NOT DRAWN TO SCALE yo
YOUNG BERRRRG

even though we were craving
WAFFIEZ

BLOG ambition

2008-06-23T15:30:00.001-07:00

oh whaddup bloggers. Sorry I haven't written in a while, but my ingrown toe nail is giving me hell. Either I sell all my shoes and just wear sandals for the rest of my life, OR I go to Dr. Silvers.... I thought I'd never have to deal with that asshole again, but god has a different plan for me, I guess.
Yesterday I ate a sandwich surprise surprise

my friends had food too.

jojo was not so nice to me.
We biked around this city
and went to the market. I love going to the market! Check out this original image AFTER THE JUMP! bet youve never seen a pic like this before!!!!!!!!!! FOOD AS ART FOREVA

Then we met up with nikki and it was so fun and she explained pheromones to me and asked me some personal questions, which made me blush. That girl has no boundaries, but she knows this already. Too bad i don't have any pics to capture the awkwardness in that car....
Then I saw this jojo. it was like reuniting with a saint.

I like these two.

I'm neighbors with the one on the left by the way.
i can remember anything else i did until today which is not much. I mean, i got my pants taylored. I don't have the best relationship with my taylor which is probably the case is because I CANT EVEN SPELL HIS PROFESSION CORRECTLY. no though, he always yells at me cuz i want my jeans too skinny and he says i won't be able to get them over my ankles. or kankles in his eyes. I wish i had a picture to capture that layer of sweat between my leg and that pant leg when i had to model for him. Boy, its hot here. Then i almost bought a 10 dollar sandwich at marmalade because i was right next door, but then i was all like naw.

So you think you can BLOG

2008-06-22T20:22:00.000-07:00

I present to you, "Aaron is a STAR"
dedicated to katie humphriez

Blog in the name of love

2008-06-20T11:26:00.000-07:00

Today I woke up at 12:17 and proceeded to eat two tamales: one blue corn, and one sweet corn. Then I modeled in front of my mirror for a while. Got a killer tan yesterday. We plunged into the Pacific over 2 times! I've been having a recurring dream of an old feeble man chasing me around a graveyard to Track 7 of the we got it for cheap volume 3 mixtape. What does it mean?. After that I will go to the flower store and make a gorgeous floral arrangement, and big bucks among other things. It always gets really hot in that store. Its half indoors and half outdoors. Just now I ate another sandwich with this great new mustard i got. Its tarragon mustard and its green. So spicy. If anyone can suggest anything ELSE to eat besides sandwiches I will not listen because I like eating sandwiches just fine. Just now I took out my cornrows and my bangs have never had such volume!

u think u NO!

2008-06-17T10:47:00.000-07:00

today i bumped into some russian animation on youtube. Oh, I like them plenty. if you are interested, i think you just click on the box to watch it.
this one changed my life

this one makes me hungry and i think salad fingers is based on it

i think teen girl squad is based on this one. school sucks yo

then i went outside. BUT THATS NOT ME

what up summer. I HAVE A NEW HAIRDO AND a shadow

I think i've had 39 sandwiches in the 4 dayz i've been home. Check out sandwich #38, an old friend,and the towel with a string around it all in one photo--after the jump

in other news, I went to the market and the most outrageous thing i bought was probably seven dollar strawberries. Eating them is like biting into gold.

wut the BLOG

2008-06-15T21:23:00.000-07:00

Ey yo i want to first of all start this entry by giving a shout out to my lady SNook and my man dr. dactyl for shouting me out on their blogs. its like EVERYONe is blogging now.

As an elegant couple

As cyber personalities

In other news, gabe changed the layout of his display cases, got the new peewee hermans, and sold the majority of his vast shoe collection.

I reunited with an old friend
Food shot

Check out this pooch's eyez

in other news, I left my retainers at 115 Storey Street can someone help me out?

dont' THINK about it: BLOG about it

2008-06-14T13:11:00.000-07:00

Kind of heated no one has called me to make sure i'm still alive because I haven't posted in a while. But good news: I'm alive and ready to post.
Just got home to LA. Had a ruff ride back: Witnessed a motorcyclist fall off his motorcycle! Got gas! Stopped to use the restroom! We both got burgers at in and out and mom called at that very moment. She was worried that we wouldn't be hungry for dinner, so dad lied to her and said we were halfing one. But we both got two! and he got a chocolate shake! I slept for about 35% of the drive. I woke up RIGHT at Six Flags Magic Mountain. It was like a sign or sumthin that this summers bout to be bountiful wit roller-coasters.
Well, if not real life thrilling rollercoasters, DEFINITELY THE EMOTIONAL KIND! I got really self-concious when my dad told me how many clothes I had, cried when my sister told me there was a tick's head still stuck in my stomach, and laughed out of delirium. I felt discussed when I realized my mom loves her stupid windmill more than she loves me.

Then i had to face this:

Anyone down to play "find that article of clothing" later, I'll be down.

Dead finks don't talk about it: THEY BLOG ABOUT IT

2008-06-12T21:50:00.001-07:00

June 12. 2008

God's piss on the duvet cover part duece. Loric was off to take his 8am final. I heard it went well. Then, crap i can't remember. oh wait maybe these pictures will refresh my memory...
BREAKFAST IN BED SUCKAZ

BRAZIL IN BED SUCKAZ

Then we realized that food as art

Then Alex Lowell embarked on his 6 day bike journey from santa cruz to san diego. Good Luck! If I HAD the link to his blog, It would appear after the jump. But instead here is his photo.

My arms really hurt today and i thought i slept weird on my arm but, no, no, I just balled hella fools up yesterday, it turns out. and now i'm paying the ultimate price of lactic acid buildup. here is a picture of me paying the price.

My dad came today. Here's a picture of me blogging and my dad thinking its not cool.
We got over our tiff, pictured above. We went to public storage and i road my bike around in the corridors and almost got hurt. Then my dad pulled me on a device and it was so bad ass. I can't believe we didn't get caught. We spent an evening at his hotel room. We watched lakers and ate hors d'oeuvre and napped. I stole fresh baked cookies for vanessa and i to eat just now. She's not happy with her crazy bread but she'll be happy when i'm spooning her tonight.

-Suki

Don't talk about it BLOG about it

2008-06-12T00:58:00.001-07:00

Last night I slept under the stars. Today I woke up with a layer of morning dew, or god's piss upon my douve cover. Off I went, then to the city to take care of logistical BULLSHIT. afterwards i went to the Fullhouse House. Check it

here's the park in front of it

then we played some basketball. There were a party of five on the basketball court before us playing, can you believe this: SOCCER! on the basketball courts! It baffled me too! And then we played and I was sooo bad but then i got okay. The wind was SO INTENSE OMG! We played serious and then we got silly but I think my friends played easy on me.

Loric

so fly........ literally.

Then we went to Ethiopian food after a long dispute and goose-chase around the city. Burritos atop twin peaks? Indian food at some swanky joint and wait 30 minutes??? I DONT THINK SO. It was wild. Mom called me during dinner. Nobody even noticed.
BEFORE THE JUMP

AFTER THE JUMP

June 10th 2008. The first day of the rest of your life.

2008-06-10T13:33:00.000-07:00

HOW AM I NOW: I just woke up and its 1:35. I'm such a deadbeat. It is so hot. I'd take a dip in the pool but nah.
WHAT AM I DOIGN TODAY: Writing two essays for my portuguese final. One about a movie series we have been watching throughout the quarter and one on any subject I please.... ANY IDEAS?
WHAT AM I DOING TONIGHT: I have a final from 7 -10 so if I don't pick up my phone, don't take it personally.
WHEN AM I LEAVING SANTA CRUZ: Friday.
WHAT AM I DOING THIS SUMMER: I am going to Los Angeles for a bit, and then I'm going to Russia.
DO YOU WANT TO MEET ME THERE?: You cannot.
Hey what do you guys think of my blog?
-Suki