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today we went to Peterhof. that would be peter's summa get-away. its pretty opulent and golden. Here is me and my russian friend admiring the greatness of this statue.

here is a stranger posing. This city is full of posers

i bet theres multiple images of this EXACT same photo i took earlier this morning.

Me and another russian friend trying to replicate this replicatoin.


SUKI and the gulf of finland


at this palace, peter put in a bunch of fake fountains to SOAK his visitors. If you step on certain rocks, you get SOAKED. if you avoid them, you avoid cold and dirty water. Here are some really cute asian tourists getting SOAKED!




this shit was Palatial.

i think it would make a really good waterpark

occupied by u know who
in world war two

this room made me sooooo hungry

her name is olga. fancy that


they road bikes



fancy that.

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the border of Russia and uCRANE! LOL
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this city's pretty cliche. i mean come on!


an ice cold beard



twinz. peep his 'stach

goddamn peter the great loved boats and canals and navigation so much. this pic is for u petey

alex l. i'll see you on one of these in no time.

ready to take a plunge but then i was like naw.

more russian foodstuff


TYPICAL RUSSIAN CHICKZ

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my first meal with lettuce pictured above.
rasputin's penis pictured below.




traintracks on the outskirts of our city.
me wearing a skirt in this city

heres a totally illigal pic of the subway decent. If they see you taking a picture in the subway they yell at you over the loudspeaker. Its the deepest subway IN THE WORLD


push ups in teh park

hipsters in st petersburg sailing around the neva river.

B.L.O.G. what does that mean to me???

sup bloggers i'm still in russia. the drivers here are crazy. the first day i got to the city i wondered when I was going to die due to a car accident. Here is my first witnessed car accident.

I eat a lot of food here. A lotta meat, a lotta pastries and a lot of questionable things. Here is my first meal.


here is larping country



here is a russian larper probs

i have multiple mini golf cravings throughout the day

here is me modeling with a russian monument. Monumental, ey?

a lotta times i get frustrated because i can't speak to anyone and cannot read anything. But check out these Russian babes I met. Here we are outside a church. we had to cover our hair and i made them pose! It took a lot of patience and time, trying to convey the message. the last one on the right didn't get the memo.

fin

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russian women in front of the St. Peters church posing with the monument





n then me



here i am in the country side acting like i own the place.


its like cool here. i like it and such. here's a pic of me pashing with a monument that the russians stole from egypt. Pashing with history.


the cemetaries are really cool. its like death as art.



this place makes me want to play mini golf


and roll down hills


and sometimes i think i'm in brazil


but then i remember than i'm in russia.

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it smells like a foreign country here.
Every boy looks like Chuck Bass.

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that was a product of my surgery late this afternoon...



while this is an accurate depiction of: gridlock'd. life is a traffic jam. Or it least it was for us today at LAX when we were picking up v-dawg from the airport.



this is kelly and vanessa in the dirty south

we ate burritos a mile and a half away from the pacific ocean. WHAT A VIEW.
then we parted ways and i got surged

convinced my podiatrist to start a blog. He wouldn't let me photograph his face but don't worry I WENT THERE.
and then i had 5 consecutive breakdowns. I have gotten really emo in my old age.
then we went to the market
theze r some pics of me pretending im interested in the PRODUCT.




reunited with an OLD FRIEND

Throw-back friend


then vietnameeze foodstuff




victory dinner




dizzert





while you are sleeping,

i am inside this building probably.

i am also probably lonely, lost, miserable and hungry.
byebye i'm gone for real
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