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OMG YOU GUYZ STILL READ DIZ? DAZ KEWL
a lot has changed since we last spoke. Like today my really white jacket got stuck in my bike! My bike was already broken, so it didn't make matters worse, it just made my jacket so dirty. Also last night i FELL ASLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON! AND MY CLOTHES ON! It was so un-me! Who have i become? YOU can't even recognize who I have become.
But then this morning i had pasta for breakfast so I knew I was back to normal.
Then i made this vlog/homemade flick. not recommended for the weak stomached. Not to mention, every time i watch it, i hate myself a little bit more.

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I love the BLOGtender

hey losers who the f still reads this. Well clearly the answer is you, so big ups for ur constant support blogger.
A lot has changed since we last met up. Just now i had a pasta eating contest with myself but I didn't take a pic because one thing i do NOT do as a blogger is take pictures of myself! pathetic and desperate to say the least! I did take so many pictures of 30 minutes in the kitchen last wednesday. Here they are.
this one might be the best pic ever

that is until you see THIS pic

but then you realize i should go pro when you see THIS ONE

lolz

well guys it is raining and i am not so sad actually. it probably had to do with the pasta contest. oh here's another SWEET SHOT

and i'm only putting this one in to keep the food shots up at 30% for all u keeping tabs. you know who you are.

tension in me room

are you scared or in love?

k bye

goodbye BLOG-tober

As of late, I've been getting more hassle than the hoff for not blogging this month. Let me tell you, I was so over it! But tonight, while on my norcal hiatus, having intentions of writing essays all night, I've just been looking at sorry ass blogs instead. They have angered me so!!! So much, that it has inspired me to shoot out this bad boy: Goodbye bloctober. Now you may be runnin amuck this halloween evenin', I've turned off the celly, dimmed the lights, lit some candles and I'm giving back to you, loyal bloggers.
LA is great this time. I think it fluctuates with what's saved on TIVO.
I;m sure you guys want to see what I look like since I'm in LA. Am I 40 pounds less? 6 inches taller? 12 shades tanner? I would take mad pics of myself so u can see w/ ur own eyes, but I didn't think I'd ever blog again so I threw away my camera! So here are some pics I DIDNT TAKE AND ARE OLD AND they're dedicated to you, Kelly. The theme is JAPAN. Do you even still read this shit?

bringing sushi home.


Also mom made spinach for dinner TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW. I asked her whats up. actually it went like this
ME: Spinach again? Mom, what's up.
MOM: Hun, I think you're anemic.
At that moment then and there she grabbed my hand and inspected my fingernails
MOM: They're pink like you said.
Other than that, the conversations I've had today have been okay. Mostly I watched conversations happen in the six episodes of Entourage I watched. That's 3 hours of Entourage in the past 24 hours and I feel like I have four brothers which is great because I have never had a brother and in the matter of 2 days i have 4!!! I need some help with real life now. I also have to take my iron now.

writers BLOG

so its officially fall which means its officially FREEZING which is gods way of forcing me to BLOG! Believe it or not, my life has been pretty boring these past few weeks of summer 08. Today however, i was defeated on the sidewalk by a fire hydrant which explains the grapefruit size bruise on my right upper thigh. I also lost weight doing fitness at my friends pad today. And got my hair braided by this shawty imma holler at later. AFTER THE JUMP

But something bigger than all this physical stuff happened. Another thing. Something new. Something different. Last night, in a fit of emo flurry, I poured a cup of tea on my head. Some adj to describe the event include: erradic, spontanious, explosive or impromptu so there was no time for photo documentation. So here's it being done part in fake life.
Prior to the jump

Jumpin



After the jump



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Since my last blog entry, all I did was climb a mountain,
peeped a view,

look closer

looked hot in the sewer,

dont look too close

got a tutorial.

Are poster boards more effective than power-points?

i saw the newest attraction/freakshow in japantown


I witnessed a community service.


i took a pic of my friend posing
w/ mac

i felt trapped,

no way out


HOLLER BLOGGERZ

BLOG first, ask questions last

hi bloggerz, its me posting from my coffin-nook. Do you guys like pictures of fire??! Well here's some from our tall fire we had

*~the glow~*

fire demon

and i know this is cocky but this is my favorite pic of me eva

then this happened which was kewl

but i was so much more down with this

yeah girl

not down for blinded by the light

then chris came over and brought his ego (not down)

im down 4 ur jaw line, but who isn't

not down for liability

always down for magic dylan

NEVER FUCKING DOWN

BLOGging like my daddy

When I tried to escape the enclave of fedoras in Santa Cruz, it was to my dismay that they followed me all the way to the san francisco.

WHO DO U THINK U R??
then later i got thrown off a scooter BY A GIRL IN A RED DRESS but it was tame compared to one other similar incident.
El ZOCALO ON THE SIDEWALK SUCKAZ. (3rd blog entry reference for you newbies)



so fine... literally, the food was fine.

Do not remember this. Where is my mind?? (90s reference).

and heres nineties night but why is cooper there in a blue trucker hat?

and this is how i really got the scar on my face, but don't ask me if im okay in real life

-fin-

oh hey there. Its me again, blogging from work today. Earlier this morning i went to the cafe. I went with the intention to eat my coffee in peace, but instead i found myself counting fedoras once again. IN SANTA CRUZ? U ASK URSELF>!>!?! I know i know, its an epidemic comparable to the black plague. Then I wanted to throw up and i went to work to find that the library regular, resembling Andy Warhol whose real name is Pete Blumensomething but i'm really not allowed to talk about it says my boss David whose probably looking over my shoulder right now, but Pete got expelled from the library for 30 days today for being drunk but it was before i got there that this awful thing happened. He apparently stashes chips under the desk he usually sits at. Yesterday i was reshelving oversized books and his shoes were off and everyone knew. Also, I was reshelving HATS FOR SALE, one of my childhood favs and it really hurt my eyes to see all those fedoras in such an innocent childhood read. I'm sorry for the visual but its what i face everyday.