a sneak peak in the life of rio de janeiro's elite?

still in brazil. i think i'm almost done with this gnar flu i got from the birdz or whatevr, but I tInK da worst is over. Still in bed because I'm scared of the outside world, but before, I was in NO condition to blog so sorry for makin ya'll sweat like dat. So as some know, I've been cooped up but it is okay. I caught up with GG and made a sweet movie, and remembered the good old days back in old country about 5 MONTHS AGO,
but its more better here. Like THIS is the bathroom i visit every 8.3 minutes



and THIS is the fridge that i jack fresh fruit from on the regular



dont tell mom

and THIS is what i must do to take a warm shower


and THESE are the clothes that aren't mine, which brush against my head because I am the tallest one


and this is where i steal internet...


So as you can see, I've become a very indoorsy type of person. I have a few old pics from when it was sunny and i wasn't quarantined. CHECK IT OUT FLORA AND FAUNA LUVRZ

trace of squatterz



flora



fauna-legs



flora




fauna




flora, GROSS



fauna




fim

KIDS OF AMERICA

THIS WEEKEND WAS LONG SO I DID R&R, SOME FARAWAY BEACHES, AND SO MUCH... YACHTING!!

IS YACHT A VERB?

CAN ONE YACHT TIL THEY DROP?

FRIED CHEESE ON A STICK!/FRIED CHEESE AS A SHTICK


SO MANY BOATS!


SO MUCH BOATING!

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...

SO MUCH DOCKING!


I THINK EVERY GIRL WHO HAS EVER BEEN TO THE BEACH/WHO HAS A CAMERA HAS TAKEN THIS EXACT PHOTO! NOT OF MY LEGS! OF THEIR OWN! IF YOU SAY YOU HAVEN'T YOU ARE LYING!


corpse pose


'SET ASIDE CHILDISH THINGS: I DONT' THINK SO

"LEISURE OVER WORKING HAS NEVER BEEN SO INSPIRATIONAL"

hey guys this place is still dangerous and actually reminding me a lot of that one time i was lost in russia. Like this one time when this bunny rabbit told me it was russian tradition to fondle me. And i guess the following pen-to-the-neck threat is the brazilian social equivalent??



Held at ball-point



and like this one time in Russia when this girl tried to push me into the ocean




and here some girl push me off a bridge



and the food. the spread there was very minimalist but salty to perfection



here idk i guess i get more bang 4my buckk




there: the grafiti was fruity and made me want to die


here: suggests i should die



ANd my oh my... there still are PLENTY of posers

u know rio de janeiro or rio de ja scary-o is the 3rd most danger city n the worl.
this image encapsulates the terror, as you will focus your attention to the snake wrapped around the tree, nicknamed around these parts as the "caution tape bandit"

signed, soooo sccaaareeed

This is where I B'log?? -the kinks

howdy bloggerz, its me from souf of da border. I am A live but might have dengue fever or jungle fever or whatevz. I will probably take a day hike later or eat açai bowl but DONTW ORRY: I WONT ENJOY IT BUT I WILL BLOG ABOUT IT.
i miss you so hard loyal readers even though i am still uncertain of who you really are. in the mean time i will find out who i am, maybe reflecting atop that gIaNt n cRaZy jesus cristo statue or day hiking. there will b picz

hey guys its me blogging from work cuz i own the place. Just giving a shoutout to the blogger next door, ezeikeil shlosshmeat the first and/or the great. Check it out! ITwillBLOWurMIND@thatssometa.blospot.com or just click on the link to ur left on the computer screen.
In other newz, last night I went to bed at 6pm, housemates, so don't ask me if I was out or studying or partying or blogging because I was sleeping in real life. Then I had a panic attack from 11 pm until 11:12 pm, and then I went back to bed. Til 8 am. Then I realized the rash on my face turned into a sunburn so that was WiLd 'n' WeIrD~!@ n thennnn I tried to do homework but really just drew trippy ass doodlez..... n thennnnn i went to find the best soup in town at new leef and new leaf iz sooo trippy now.
k guyz bloggingz over for 2day but 2morrow stay tooonned.

now BLOG it out

Hey you guys im feeling nauseous because I hate homework and I think I ate too many pretzels but whatevr. I have also had The Smiths perpetually stuck in my head since Wednesday. So just ask me ask me ask me ask me why i'm in a bad mood.
So news guys, Isaak is twenty one that means LADIES! ISAAK IS TWENTY ONE! Well, he wasn't a few days ago when I thought it would be funny to test the liquor vendors of Santa Cruz. You know, to see if they're actually out to get us minorz. Here, Isaak is 4 hours away from being 21, going risk his integrity for booze. Lets see what happens
TOO X-CITED CANNOT DECIDE WHAT TO GET
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during the jump

after the jump

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just kidding i would feel too bad! This is the real after the jump

P-A-R-T-Y cuz we GOT TO!

so many hottiez

more hotties watch out

but wait! Enough hotties, lets see what happened at benicios...
FEELING SMUG ISAAK? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THE MISPRINT ON UR PASSPORT?

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO!

denied! feelings of rejection and sadness

case closed