Friday, July 25, 2008

living to blog? or blogging to live?

greetings from the soviet prison hospital from hell. They don't like me much here. My oatmeal this mornign had yellow liquid at the bottom. I think it was poison. I feel like i'm the nurse's/doctor's step child that they HAVE to take care of, so they do it half-assed and full of resentment and put my plates down hella hard and slam the door unnecessarily. I'm the modern russian cinderella story.
I just got off the phone with the US embassador in Russia. He wishes me a speedy recovery, which does not reassure me at all. WHY THE F!@# IS THE EMBASSADOR WASTing his time on me!? I must be in trouble. My side hurts hecka. pray 4 me. I'm out.

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